The Scumbag Social Club

My Bets

Every pick you’ve logged, right here — one row per pick or leg, grouped under its ticket. Your DraftKings DFS entries live here too — My DFS Entries is right below your tickets.

My Watchlist

Your corner of the app. Tap + Watch on any prop or line anywhere and it lands here at the price from when you saved it. Notes below: type one, hit Enter or tap Save note, and it’s in your bold list right away. Anything you tell Nothing in the chat gets saved too, under Saved from chat.

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My notes for this week

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Press Enter or tap Save note — your note is added to the bold list below and stays saved on this phone.

Your saved notes

Nothing here yet — your saved notes show up here as a bold list.

    Saved from chat

    My Alerts

    No alerts saved yetWrite what to watch above, pick a kind, then tap Save alert.

    Alerts are checked in the regular hourly and every-three-hours checks and anything that hits is reported in chat — this page can’t send phone notifications itself.

    Your saved alerts

    No alerts yet — yours will show up right here.

      Podcast & TV Picks

      One scoreboard, everybody on it: every tracked podcaster’s published picks and every celebrity posted pick — line and source right there with each one, graded Won / Lost / Push after the game. Podcaster picks roll in morning, noon and night off their episodes, posts and pick articles, or when the owner sends one in. A celebrity pick only counts when a named source reports a clear pick with a line — no rumours, no screenshots of screenshots. 401 picks are logged for the 2026 season — the Week 8 games plus 244 picks from Weeks 1–7 added later (all graded from final scores: 126–117–1). We went through the whole season for celebrity picks and didn’t find one with a named source, a clear pick and a line — so the celebrity side sits at zero, and it stays there till a real one shows up.

      Daily Fantasy Picks

      Player Grades — Week 8

      Compare Players & Teams

      Four ways to settle an argument: two players head to head, two teams run through our game model, two coordinators matched up like a chess game, and The Lab — coach swaps, any stadium, QB transplants, weather dials. In Players mode, the position tabs (QB · RB · WR · TE · K · Defense · Punter) narrow both pickers to one group at a time. Put two kickers in and it runs on their full kicking lines — accuracy, tries, kicking points and range, field goals by quarter and by distance, and their games side by side. Same stats as the rest of this page underneath it all, and every verdict shows its reasons — no black box.

      Bet Calculators

      Quick helpers that work right here on the page. Nothing you type gets saved or sent anywhere — it’s just worked out on the spot, between you and the page.

      Calculators

      Parlay payout

      Type your stake and the price of each leg. Prices look like −110 or +150.

      Odds converter

      Turn one price into the chance it points to, and the decimal way of writing it.

      Fair price

      Books build a cut into both prices. This takes the cut out, so you can see the fair chance and fair price for each side.

      Hedge calculator

      You already hold one side. This works out how much to put on the other side so the result is locked in, win or lose.

      Bet sizing

      Two plain ways to size a bet: a flat 1 unit (1% of your bankroll), and a Kelly suggestion built on your own estimated chance.

      Sizing help only — built on your own estimated chance, which is a guess, not a sure thing.

      Guaranteed-profit checker

      Put in the price on each side and how much total you want to put in. This checks whether the prices leave a gap big enough to cover every side and lock in a profit, whichever side wins.

      Example numbers are in to show how it works — swap in prices from your books.

      Is this boost worth it?

      Books hand out profit boosts all the time. Type the price and the boost percent to see the boosted price — and, if you know the fair price, whether the boost really beats it or just looks big.

      Turn a bonus bet into cash

      A bonus bet does not pay the stake back — you only keep the winnings — so longer prices turn into more real cash. This works out the hedge that locks the most of it in. The example is filled in — swap in your own numbers.

      Should you cash out?

      The book offers you money to close a bet early. This works out what the bet is fairly worth right now and puts it next to the offer — the number is shown, and the call stays yours.

      Can you catch the middle?

      You already hold one side of a spread. If the final margin lands between the two numbers, both bets can win. This checks whether a middle is there, what the balancing bet costs, and what it pays if it lands.

      Is the book’s parlay price fair?

      Type each leg’s own price, then the book’s price for the whole same-game parlay. This multiplies the legs out straight, so you can see what the book is holding back.

      Honest label: this compares against the price if the legs were unrelated. It does not work out true same-game links — legs that help each other usually pay less than the straight price, and legs that fight each other should pay more.

      Risk check

      What could a bad run do to your roll?

      This plays out 1,000 made-up runs of your betting, right here on the page — same bet size every time, each bet winning or losing at the win rate you guess, paying at your usual price. It shows the range of endings a run like yours can land on, so you can see what a cold streak does before it happens.

      Fill in ONE bet-size box — dollars or percent, either one works. If you fill in both, the dollar amount is the one used.

      This runs on the win rate YOU guessed — it’s a sizing check, not a prediction. One rule inside the run: if your roll drops below your usual bet size, what’s left rides on the next bet — that’s how a bad run can take it all the way to $0.

      Trends finder

      Pick a team and a spot on the field, and see how often they pass and run there. Every rate comes with the number of plays it is built on.

      This searches the plays we track — every pass and run play this season and last, counted the same way as on the team pages.

      Do these picks fight each other?

      Stack up to 5 picks and check whether they ride together or pull against each other before you place them.

      Your picks

      General patterns only — these are common-sense checks, not measured from our tracked data yet.

      This Week's Games — Nov 1–2, 2026

      Every game and line for Nov 1–2, 2026, plus the +EV watch list, the props that have hit at least 75% this season, and the kicker props watch.

      Model Breakdowns

      The model’s read on all 13 Week 8 games (Nov 1–2, 2026), plus two player-prop projections. Every game runs on 2025 + 2026 numbers together, and every game card carries the three-way line comparison, the betting splits, and a pre-game preview. The eight 1:00 PM ET games are final — locked and frozen at their pre-kickoff reads on Nov 1, 2026, at 9:45 AM MST. Los Angeles Chargers @ Los Angeles Rams is final too — locked and frozen at its pre-kickoff read on Nov 1, 2026, at 12:45 PM MST. How it flows: pick a game here, tap either team on its card to open that team’s stats page, then use the roster dropdown there for any player or coach.

      Every game card also has an In plain English panel right under its line comparison — the model’s take on the spread, the total and the moneyline, no translator needed. And every top angle in a game’s 5-Minute Read comes with the case against it — the strongest reason to leave it alone, from the same numbers. Somebody at this bar always argues the other side.

      Narrative Board

      Storylines and trends — each one shows the facts behind it and the line from when we wrote it down, then gets graded after the game, same as everything else here.

      Injuries

      The Coaching Carousel

      Every team's head coach, coordinators and — the part that matters — who actually calls the plays, with their tendencies, family trees, and a scenario projector.

      How we got these numbers: We counted every play call from 32,813 plays in 2025 and 13,131 plays in 2026 through Week 7 (kneel-downs and spikes don’t count), and credited each play to the coach who actually called it — not just the name on the door. Extra defensive detail — who was on the field, pressure and pass coverage — is only out for 2025 so far. Pass coverage was logged on about 6 in 10 plays that year, and the coverage numbers always say how many plays they cover.

      Referee Crews

      Every head referee's crew, ranked by flags per game — who throws flags, who lets them play, the calls each crew makes most, and the crew on each Week 8 game.

      What these numbers are: enforced penalties per game, 2025 and 2026 combined. The league average crew is 12.97 flags per game. The tags: “Throws flags” = 13.69 flags per game or more · “Lets them play” = 12.25 flags per game or fewer · “Middle of the pack” = anything between those two. One honest limit: the play-by-play does not say which official threw each flag, so every number here is for the whole crew — that is why each one is labelled “crew led by” its head referee. Coverage: the 2026 crew numbers cover the 65 of 107 played games (Weeks 1–7) that have a named referee in our data, so the combined 2025+2026 figures — 19 to 21 games per crew — are the main view.

      My Sports Cards

      Every card you own — what it is, what you paid, and what it’s going for right now from recent sold listings — plus the cards you’re hunting.

      Snap a card with the camera, or pick one from your photos. This page can’t send the photo for you — send it in the chat with the store’s price, and it gets checked against recent sold listings so you can see if it’s priced right.

      Wantlist

      NFL Team Quarter Stats

      Pick a team and dig in: rushing attempts, rushing yards, targets, receptions, receiving yards, touchdowns, longest rush and longest reception — by quarter, by half, and for the season. Every team page also has a Kicking tab with each kicker’s full line by quarter: field goals and extra points tried, made and missed, kicking points and longest field goal, game by game. On each team page, flip between All, Home and Road to see how the numbers change with the venue.